Laughter is good for the heart, both literally and figuratively. It can help to reduce stress, improve circulation, and boost the immune system. So here are a few jokes to get you laughing:
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes and no fins? Fsh!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the coffee go to the police? Because it got mugged.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes, no fins, and no body? Fsh!
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes, no fins, and no body? Fsh!
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the coffee go to the police? Because it got mugged.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the coffee go to the police? Because it got mugged.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the coffee go to the police? Because it got mugged.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I hope you enjoyed those jokes! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so go out and find something funny to make you laugh today. Your heart will thank you for it.